To begin my journey, I wanted to pick something that was playing in my own Second Life at the time and see what I could do with it.  So what better search could there be then to start with “lonely”?  I entered “lonely” into the places search, and to REALLY drive the point home, I chose the entry with the least traffic because let’s face it… A place that matches the keyword “lonely” yet has more traffic then Frank’s Club can’t really be that lonely, can it?  With lustful glee in anticipation of the blog entry that I’ll be producing as I learn all about Second Life lonely, I *bamf* in to find the following…

So yea… you’re looking at the landing pad for lonely, and what has obviously been arraigned to drive the point home are two teddy bears (reminding you that you’re going to need a friend to properly use both of them) and some kind of glowing hex nut (perhaps to remind you that you’re a nut to think that happiness can be found for such a lonely bastard as yourself).  Clearly an interesting place to be, but I decide to mingle a bit to really get the full experience.  I head towards what I believe to be the rest of area “lonely” when I run into the large, red text telling me that entry is forbidden… well wtf… THERE’S your problem.  If you’re lonely, step one is to let other people get closer to you… YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

Since Mr. Lonely obviously wanted to stay that way, and because I was already set to do this piece on “lonely” I decided to look around a bit.  I turn a little to the left and what do I see?

That’s right… to help you combat your loneliness, the neighbors are advertising such things as sex beds (pretty sure you’ll need someone to play with you), sex showers (k, maybe not), and the Illustrated Guide to Understanding Islam (Mom always said i should meet a good church-going girl).  So yea, this search may have been a bust, but the hidden messages are VERY clear.  Thank you Lindens for providing a refuge for lonely guys like myself… in fact… the loneliness has fled from me, so MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

With “lonely” in the can, one can only guess where I’m going to go from here.  Leave me some suggestions in the comments and I may make you famous… somehow… I haven’t quite worked out how you get famous or how I convince you to give me free stuff yet… but I’m working on it.